at what age do i just magically turn hot
I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times
one day im going to build myself a super powerful computer and i’m going to use this as the keyboard
just you try and fucking stop me
fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien
people who put the video link in a little “x” under their gifs are my favourite kind of people
I think I just tricked a bunch of guys at my work into thinking I’m car savvy.
They were all discussing different types of cars and one of them jokingly asked me what my dream car was.
Naturally, I said a black, ‘67 Chevy Impala.
They all got these really impressed and surprised looks on their faces and started nodding, saying things like “Yeah.” “Nice choice.” “That’s a good one.”
They think I’m a car person now.