God made man and woman;not man, woman and on-the-side-woman.  You gonna pull some Christian phrases out right after you try to go off on me. Ok two can play at that game.

BITCHES I’M FUCKING BOSS.

Nigga I lost seven pounds in a fucking week. Wanna know how?!?!?! I sat on my ass the whole break and ate. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. Nigga im in the mood for some pussy. I don’t know what it is about weight loss that makes me feel like a superior black man, but I’m liking it!

Ok people listen, if the zombie apocalypse occurs, I WILL be killing myself. I am telling you guys this now so that no morons second guess it and go into a whole investigation. If the zombie apocalypse happens I am not waiting for a Zombie to come eat my brains out. I’m killing myself that’s it. But don’t worry you guys I wont kill myself otherwise. I love my life but I swear if the zombies come I’m doing it. Ok that’s it

Hmmm, I think I proved about 5 times today that mothers aren’t always right.

In 25 years, this world will be overruled by walking, talking, air-breathing sharks. They will be in control of us and we will be slaves. It’ll kinda be like planet of the apes but more fish like.

“The bible says not to be not tryin to be on a side js”

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING. I DONT SPEAK MORON.