cool-asexual-things:

Sure, some asexuals choose to have sex for their partners, but you don’t ever have to have sex if you don’t want to.

I repeat: You don’t have to have sex if you don’t want to. EVER.

Don’t let anyone guilt you into having sex to keep them interested. Anyone that selfish is NOT WORTH KEEPING.

cyberho:

I swear rihanna is not real
tastefullyoffensive:

Everything is not awesome. [kevlarbuns]

one-eyed-duncan:

gracecakesucks:

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

Calculass.

I still think that this post was meant to be a burn bc the ass so flat it can only be a linear function

nibit:

420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through

highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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