factota:

"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"

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roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

hornyspice:

*opens a pack of gum*
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romeyooo:

adorkablenerdvana:

sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american

and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions

i mean look at this thing

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it’s beautiful

over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser

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like wow

have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??

mypocketshurt90:

heard you were—fuck
heard you—agh
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit

fuckiero:

Things I Need

  • good skin
  • $$$$$
  • a tall boy 
iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

something I notice which is so painfully true

  • Tumblr: We love everyone and everything come join us in a big happy family!
  • Straight, white, mentally and physically stable, well-off male with a penis who is perfectly fine having said penis: Hi, I-
  • Tumblr: EXCEPT YOU GET THE FUCK OUT