Hi, I'm Ally . The internet scares me.
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vivianvivisection:

straight boys think girls can’t take compliments, and that’s ridiculous cause i’ve seen so many girls compliment each other, i’ve seen conversations & friendships blossom from girls complimenting each other in line, on the street, at school waiting for the bys, pretty much anywhere.

the problem is straight boys think sexual harassment & assault are compliments.

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

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5 hours ago

sciencesideoftumbl-r:

crushed-dreams-and-cats:

Dear science side of tumblr,

why do some flowers have so many darn petals

petal 2 the metal

(via crushed-dreams-and-cats)

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5 hours ago

rainbowraconteur:

I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

(Source: timberlakelove, via angelodicielo)

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5 hours ago

gearstation:

gearstation:

my roommate and their classmates are burning & sacrificing an animal cracker to pray for their greek final to be canceled

image

WOW

(via crushed-dreams-and-cats)

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5 hours ago

youcantcancelquidditch:

apparently you can’t be employed by the CIA if you’ve ever illegally downloaded music

breaking news: in 20 years, the CIA will operate out of the president’s basement, staffed by four old men and six guinea pigs

(via crushed-dreams-and-cats)

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5 hours ago
felizverde:

piplups:



my god that gif was made for this moment

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

(Source: clamjob, via dildocheese)

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5 hours ago

maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

(Source: jailor, via pau1y)

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